When the world gives you LEMONS....

sure, we all know that we're supposed to make lemonade.

But what about when the world gives you SPAM?
WRITE HAIKUs!!

Glad You Could Make It
Call for your diploma now
Money save its good

lose weight fast TODAY
loose that unsightly tummy
look hot and skinny


Each line is from an actual spam subject line that I received (today!). It's fun, all you need to do is look for is lines with either 5 or 7 syllables. Sometimes the poems make sense; other times they don't at all (or, they have some really deep meaning... which is just not understood by anyone :-)

Now, I'm thirsty.... mmm, some lemonade would sure hit the spot.